Leprechauns, Barmitzvahs and Orkut!

So there I was watching yet another repeat of some old season of 'Friends' and there was Phoebe telling Rachel that she couldn't come to her fake wedding as she was busy. Busy? Rachel looks at her saying, 'give me another' and Phoebe says, 'Yup, I've got a Leprechaun Barmitzvah to attend'. A Leprechaun Barmitzvah? I mean of course I'd read about leprechauns, but I wasn't sure of the exact meaning.

My dear old friend Wikipedia says that Leprechauns are creatures from Irish mythology and were originally faeries (check out the spelling) and when Jew girls and boys come of age, they become Bar mitzvah and hold your breath, Bat mitzvah! Now I've heard it all! Check it out at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barmitzvah

And what's with this Orkut community thinggie that seems to be the rage right now! I've sent out invitations and all that yeah, but it's kind of boring and am thinking of deleting my account permanently. I was mortified when someone I don't know put me on his 'ignore' list. What the heck! Man I visited your f*&^%ing page, so? I wasn't about to stalk you and send you mushy messages and have little smileys saying 'Oooooooh, you're so cuuuuuute!' or have little not-very-well-done graphic hearts implying that I find you 'hot'. I mean for crying out loud! Grow up guys!

Anyway, all this brings me to one conclusion - boring blog, boring orkut personality and very angry me. (Yeah, some things do piss me off!). Should I feel sorry or miserable and writhe in anxiety about my social ratings not matching the criterial of 'uber cool' and groan in self-pity? Awwww...I have other things to worry about and loathe myself for.

F%$# Orkut!

Gimme a leprechaun will ya? (They're rich and they're full of mischief. Sounds like fun eh?)