Live on the edge - or you take up too much space

Is there any other way to be, except edgy?

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Established

Road rage!!!! Need more control.

"Whoa!" "Look at her!" "Silent whistle!" "Passst...er...hey wait up, turn and look!" "Sneer! Who does she think she is?" "Some people I tell ya, why does she have to sing?" "Oops! Is she crying?" "Neat car!" "Staaaaare! The front grille of the car...peer inside, it's like the mysteries of a woman's heart...perhaps I can solve it!" "Hmmm!" "Hrmph!" "Bitch! Why?" (Perspectives from inside the heads of fellow commuters)

A smile slowly cleaves her face from ear to ear.

Yup! I drive. And yup! I have a car. It's mine.

Smile.

(Watch out swine!!! Will run you down and bury you, you b^%$*&d!)

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