Ha ha ha!

Not Paddy Clarke for sure! (Roddy Doyle, no offence meant to you at all, promise!)

Watched Dus today! Ohmigodwhatswrongwithme! Bas re bas..never again a Dus!

Only Abhishek rocks! Wooooooo! Give me an 'A'...gimme a 'b'...gimme a shaky shaky shek baby. Is he loverly or is he loverly? Yummmmmmm!

I could cat call and pump my fist in the air and jump and rock without anyone booing me or shushing me or being pointed or giving me baleful looks. Why? Well..you see, the theatre had an august audience of... you guessed it...yes! Dus people. You get Dus bonus points....(yes, the movie has made me go nuts...Dus is my mantra).

"Sheet! You can't do this to me! Sheet!" - the most impressive dialogues ever written for a movie. Guess the dialogue writers were clairvoyant. How did they know the audience would be screaming, the same awesome dialogues so indelibly printed on the bottom of our soles. 'Shit! You can't do this to me!'

Well that's the saga of Dus. And to think we actually wanted to see 'Sarkar' and on a Thursday, PVR had its tickets sold out! What's to become of Bangalore? But we 3 girls had a blast. We were 'bomb'ed out of our skulls. Watch the movie if you wanna get stoned! It rocks and how!

Generally...
Aamir on the cover of Filmfare!

Please God, one fervent plea? Are you listening? Are your ears wax-free? Clear? Ok listen up...
a) In any life, if I have good karma I won't be reborn, but I guess I'm fated to be reborn...at least let me be reborn as a woman (or a tree...I'd like to be a tree..I have a feeling, by the time I'm reborn, that trees would be so rare a phenomena, that I'd be revered...ha ha ...mm...sounds nice!..but then little birdies would also 'sheet' on me...splat!)...anyway to veer back to the main path...in any next life of mine if reborn as a human being and female, please let Amitabh, Abhishek, Aamir Khan, Brad Pitt, Mel Gibson, George Clooney, Will Smith, Denzel Washington (the list is long...but God! these men are dishy, yes yes good enough to eat)....be my lovers or husbands... please! Phew!
b) Please let someone in this life at least dedicate 'Ain't No Sunshine' by Lighthouse Family to yours truly....
c) And...well..for now that's it. My list can stretch a bit (from here to the moon and back), but God, I shall let it rest. Don't want to put you through too much trouble...take your time to fulfill these..you've got 'one' life and your time starts now...

Today, I dedicate the Best of Lighthouse Family to... moi! Myself. Me. I. Because -
Ay, zindagi, gale laga le,...hum ne bhi tere har ek gam ko, gale se lagaya hai, hai na? After all...
Tujhse naraaz nahin zindagi, hairaan hoon main, tere masoom sawaalon se pareshaan hoon main...(there's a cute story on this one...but more on that on another day)

Life is strange. But as long as a 'dus' comes along once in a while to remind us that it could be worse,...I guess I won't say 'bas' to life ever.

Gimme an 'A', gimme Aby baby... yea!